The plane wasn’t working so they turned it off and on again…. my life is a tragic sitcom

Sometimes situations, timing, and circumstance just suck and you have no control. So you just have to keep walking, it may not get better but you’ll be further down the road

If someone answers your text right away at 2 in the morning its probably because they fell asleep with the phone in their hand so it would wake them up, just in case you text them.

youngblackandvegan:

she’s gorgeous

awesome hair

youngblackandvegan:

she’s gorgeous

awesome hair

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When I teach a really good class

teacherthoughtbubble:

I’m all:

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  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

Tags: me

Things worse then a crying baby on a plane

Late people who don’t understand seating assignments or why there ions room for their bags, thus making every one late

People who smell (im talking about you 31B) take a shower!

Gum chewers and people who snore

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

I would murder that client

Dear taxi driver, how did you get lost? Your job is to drive around. Can you not read? Cause you’ve missed every exit I pointed out. I bet your pissed I prepaid cause you are only getting 24 bucks and not 45 the meter says.

bubblegum and curls.

cool hair

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when the anime character that never opens his eyes, opens his eyes, you know shits ‘bout to get real

Tags: anime villian

When a student who is always late, shows up late

When a student who is always late, shows up late

Finishing up a presentation and realizing “oh hey, I actually know what the fuck I am talking about”

ejakulation:

Spine Corset by Shaun Leane for Alexander McQueen, S/S 1998, photographed by Sølve Sundsbø 

cool

ejakulation:

Spine Corset by Shaun Leane for Alexander McQueen, S/S 1998, photographed by Sølve Sundsbø 

cool

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shahrezad1:

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

That comment is perfect and real.

me this month

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Tags: true story