The plane wasn’t working so they turned it off and on again…. my life is a tragic sitcom
Sometimes situations, timing, and circumstance just suck and you have no control. So you just have to keep walking, it may not get better but you’ll be further down the road
If someone answers your text right away at 2 in the morning its probably because they fell asleep with the phone in their hand so it would wake them up, just in case you text them.
- me at 7AM: tired
- me at 12PM: tired
- me at 3PM: tired
- me at 7PM: tired
- me at 10PM: tired
- me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Things worse then a crying baby on a plane
Late people who don’t understand seating assignments or why there ions room for their bags, thus making every one late
People who smell (im talking about you 31B) take a shower!
Gum chewers and people who snore
Dear taxi driver, how did you get lost? Your job is to drive around. Can you not read? Cause you’ve missed every exit I pointed out. I bet your pissed I prepaid cause you are only getting 24 bucks and not 45 the meter says.
when the anime character that never opens his eyes, opens his eyes, you know shits ‘bout to get real
Finishing up a presentation and realizing “oh hey, I actually know what the fuck I am talking about”